Grumpy old person of tumblr

I wish the following things would get off my lawn:

Homestuck

flavored water

"weaponized femininity"

hipsters claiming to be pyromaniacs

90% of all the Les Miserables fanon that developed between the first time I drifted out of the fandom and now

ill-conceived graphs that purport to explain the increasingly numerous, fine-grained, and hard-to-pronounce sexual orientations that tumblrites make up to avoid admitting they have anything in common with anyone who does anything heteronormative or "homonormative"

"homonormative"-- Okay, I'd accept this one if it were used in the context of discussing Elanor Arnason's SF stories set among a species in which the males and females are so different that everybody decided the easiest way to keep things peaceful would be to make all subsequent generations 80+ % gay. Sadly, people try to apply it to other human beings who exist in real life.

sorting female characters into "masculine" and "feminine" categories as if those words had consistent, cross-cultural and pan-temporal meanings