I'm not even trying to dodge wank on this one

I am so sick of seeing "omegaverse" or "A/B/O" fic for every single fandom, it's not even funny anymore. There's so much to hate: the complete failure at biology for all time and eternity, the breath-taking level of misogyny built into the very foundations of the world, the insistence on assembling all the worst romance tropes ever and turning them all up so far it should have blown a fuse in everybody's brain by now, and the infiltration of every fandom no matter how wildly inappropriate. It's like somebody said, "Wow, I love Pern for the old school sexism, the weird homophobia, and the romanticizing of rape and deeply gendered class oppression, but those boring dragons keep getting in the way." Then that thought somehow became encoded in a virus, which then swept through all the fandoms and not even Madagascar had time to close its port.