Writing prompts and an odd request

I'm writing a set of short scenes based on one "seed sentence" and seven different phrases I've seen on the internet recently. The seed sentence is "See how fast you can find the worms." Those phrases are "Bechdel-Wallace Test," "Kid-Friendly SF," "Gay YA," "Post-Apocalyptic SF," "Love Triangle," "Lesbian Steampunk," and "Trolled by ______." The original "Trolled by [Character]" was too specific for my present needs, so my request is for suggested nouns or phrases to fill in the blank. Physical descriptions, job titles, and species designations are fine. Just tell me what kind of character you think should be trolling another character in a worm-related context.

In the meantime, here's the first one I finished:

( 313 words, two named female characters talking to each other about, um, space worms )